• me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
  • me: wakes up february 5th, 2098

Reasons I’m single:

  • I’m ugly
  • I’m awkward
  • Nobody gets my humour
  • I’m awkward
  • I screw up everything good in my life
  • I’m ugly
  • I’m awkward
  • I can’t find anyone to like me
  • I’m shy
  • I’m socially awkward
  • I never go out
  • I’m weird
  • I waste my whole life on the internet

(via breakfast-with-satan)